you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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