Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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