i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
This is my gift to your gina
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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