You made me cry and you don't even care
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
smell my finger.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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