Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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