5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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