Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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