Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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