just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
