used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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