New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?