are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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