K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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