We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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