i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize