Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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