i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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