i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
This toilet bowl is my home.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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