i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
