my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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