She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Two words: blizzard sex
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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