after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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