"it" just moved
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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