Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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