Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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