my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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