if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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