did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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