Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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