last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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