Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's blow job season.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
