He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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