Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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