She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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