i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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