It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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