Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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