garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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