Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize