I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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