Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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