Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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