Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Your cock deserves a montage
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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