VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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