like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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