no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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