Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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