Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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