Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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