Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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