we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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