I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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