You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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