How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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