I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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